Some Regrets

No Regrets For Me tagged me for one of those meme things a while ago and I’ve finally got round to it. I did something like this a while ago but time has marched on and answers are different.
1. Where was I ten years ago?
I was living by myself with my dog in a very [...]

We Do It All By Ourselves. Wankers…

I mostly avoid Hollywood gossip like the plague, but sitting around in a hospital with my mum over the past few weeks almost on a daily basis, it’s just been unavoidable.
I couldn’t give a toss about Ange and Brad and whether or not she uses his toenail clippings as a loofah or exactly how much Jennifer Lopez [...]

Random Conversation

Little She:  Exkooz me, Mummy? May I get in? (she politely asks hoping to jump into bed next to her mother)
He: OOoooooooohhhhhh….manners!
She: Good girl. Of course you can. Clearly she’s not a C………….. (completely unpronounceable lengthy Polish surname mostly devoid of vowels and sounds like some sort of bodily function).
He:  Oooooooohhhhhhh…acid…
Little She: I a F…… (her [...]

Slapstick

Reading all these famous speeches only makes me realise how much people waffle when a bit of slapstick would suffice. I love Jerry Lewis – as long as he’s not in Australia terrorising us with his short powder blue shorts.

Melanie’s Funeral Oration

On Monday I started some part time study online. Or at least I was sposed to, but there were all sorts of problems with my password and the whole thing was only resolved today.
Finally got access! Sweet relief.
I’ve managed to introduce myself on the online forum and that’s about it so I have a little to [...]

Mung Me

I ate too many mungin’ mung beans. 
Mung me dead, I feel sick.

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My girl is 3 today.
Happy birthday blossom!
Thank god spring is here.