Little She: Exkooz me, Mummy? May I get in? (she politely asks hoping to jump into bed next to her mother)
He: OOoooooooohhhhhh….manners!
She: Good girl. Of course you can. Clearly she’s not a C………….. (completely unpronounceable lengthy Polish surname mostly devoid of vowels and sounds like some sort of bodily function).
He: Oooooooohhhhhhh…acid…
Little She: I a F…… (her [...]
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