HE: So what did you think of Duplicity?
SHE: OK, I guess. You know Clive Owen’s on my guilt free three list. I was just happy to be in the same room as his two dimensional self.
HE: There’s only one Clive Owen film I like. (Rubs fingers against forehead) What’s it caaaaalllled???
SHE: …
HE: You know the [...]
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I was tearing up Melbourne town with a girlfriend on Sunday night. It was so damn cold I am now stuck in bed with a recurrence of flu. Bugger…
So I was a shoulder to cry on for said girlfriend with a man dilemma. These things aren’t really my forte. Chicks don’t like it when the [...]
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Driving on my big Friday night out alone I was listening to the radio and they were playing songs from 1987.
Terrence Trent D’Arby’s “Wishing Well”. Jody Watley’s “Looking for a New Love”. “Midnight Blue” by Lou Gramm. “Running in the Family” by Level 42. And most surprisingly Wax doing “Building a Bridge to Your Heart.”
Now I [...]
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Struck down with the flu and bored of the confines of my bed, I dragged my sorry arse over to the big shopping complex for some retail therapy, whereupon 3 septuagenarians elbowed each other, made hand gestures, exclaimed “Ciao bella!” and “Mama mia!”, wolf whistled, blew kisses and said god knows what to me in Italian as I walked by.
It’s 30 [...]
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