Ciao

Struck down with the flu and bored of the confines of my bed, I dragged my sorry arse over to the big shopping complex for some retail therapy, whereupon 3 septuagenarians elbowed each other, made hand gestures, exclaimed “Ciao bella!” and “Mama mia!”, wolf whistled, blew kisses and said god knows what to me in Italian as I walked by. 
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