HE: So what did you think of Duplicity?
SHE: OK, I guess. You know Clive Owen’s on my guilt free three list. I was just happy to be in the same room as his two dimensional self.
HE: There’s only one Clive Owen film I like. (Rubs fingers against forehead) What’s it caaaaalllled???
SHE: …
HE: You know the one?
SHE: …
HE: The one with the …. the… the…
SHE: Croupier?
HE: Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah….the one with the chick and the guns…and he’s in the black jacket…and it’s just full on action….
SHE: Closer?
HE: You’re being silly now…you KNOW it! You know you do! The one with the hot chick…what’s her name?
SHE: I surely don’t know.
HE: You DO. YOU do. You LOVE the chick as much as HIM. It’s full on violence. Full on. You know, shoot ‘em up style. What’s it called???
SHE: …
HE: …
SHE: Shoot ‘Em Up?
HE: (Shoots pistol fingers at her) BINGO! I told you you knew. How could I forget???
SHE: (Amazed she mingled her DNA with his)
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i love the last line.
brilliant.
i just had no desire to see duplicity…
i liked shoot em up tho…