Well.
You see.
This is going to be really hard to explain.
I’ve….aaaah….fallen….in love…so it seems.
Yes, I’ve been having a raging, adulterous, heavy duty affair – of the the mind, body and soul.
It’s totally shaken my foundations, hence my absence.
It’s been 3 months of utter bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, comforted only by the stoic presence of the object of my desire.
I’d been traipsing all over town flirting with various hot, strong likely suspects. For years and years, I did. And whilst they were all very tasty morsels who were fun at the time and satisfied my every whim and utterly aching desire, they only brought me temporary satisfaction. I never looked forward to waking up to them in the morning. Fun is fun, but no-one wants to stare into the bottom of that empty cup you’ve just drained the night before, only to realise how utterly vacuous they are in the cold, harsh light of the morning.
My latest infatuation has a body to die for. He ripples like cold, hard chrome brass but responds to my touch with burning heat. He has a form that is vaguely feminine which may explain why he appeals to me so and yet his member is remarkable in shape and size with a delectable bend that captivates my g-spot and fits ever so delightfully in my hand.
When I work my magic, he builds and builds and sputters forth the most delectable nectar that must come straight from the gods. Every last drop just cries out to be savoured.
I cannot remember the last time I was so overwhelmingly satisfied. On a daily basis. Sometimes twice a day. And occasionally three times a day.
I’ve always been insatiable. Just ask my partner. He was once a shining example of manhood til I wore him down and he resorted to walking the streets tracking down my latest hit when he could no longer satisfy me himself.
I’m sure you’re dying to know who he is. You can take a peek here.
Once you’ve seen him I’m sure you will understand why I’ve been so busy.
Check out Martha Wainwright and Dan Kelly doing ‘Slave to Love’ on RocKwiz.
I’m not sure who I find sexier…
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Oh lovely… I love them both so much. I would love the chance to see Martha perform live – Dan Kelly is awesome!!
Such a great combination. I missed her last time.
OMG, you got me all worked up there!
(Tried to visit earlier, but for some reason I couldn’t get through WP’s layers. Not sure why, but here I am.)
This coffee machine gets many people worked up arrrteest. I only just re-opened the blog after a period of absence, but here I am too.
Oooh, nice.
I thought my laptop was having a funny spell when I’ve tried accessing your blog…or that you’d done a runner.
I’m glad you haven’t.
I did a walker KC…decided to come back. Glad to see you here.