In the context of discussing the controversy around the Dwarf Jockey Race at the Cranbourne Cup.
She: It always annoyed me how people call midgets “dwarves” and vice versa. There’s a clear distinction between the two. A midget is nothing like a dwarf.
He: Dwarves have regular trunks, whereas midgets are just little people.
She: Exactly.
He: They’re sposed to be ‘normal’ down there as well.
She: Well, legend has it males are well endowed…
He: Really?
She: Yeah. Toulouse-Lautrec. And others. But I would say it just looks bigger in proportion to the rest of their body.
He: Aaah…I see. Reasonable assumption, I guess.
She: (Raises a conspiratorial eyebrow).
He: (Does a double take) What? What does that mean?
She: (walking away from the conversation for a toilet break and gives him one last “knowing” glance before she turns the corner)
He: (Shouts around the corner) Are you saying you know from personal experience????
She: ….
He: (drops knife and spins round from the kitchen counter quicker than you can say “tall lady and person of short stature gettin’ it on” and runs to the bathroom and kicks down the door)
She: (Underwear around knees and hovering at a 45 degree angle above the toilet seat) Do you MIND???
He: (Smiling) You did a dwarf? When? Who was he? When? You did a dwarf? When? Where? Who was he? Oh my god… When was this? What was his name? Where was it? Wow…You did a dwarf???
She: Do you MIND? A little privacy maybe?
He: Ok. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah… (closes door with an inch to spare and sneaks a look in…what can I say? The guy is weird) So come on, answer the question!
She: Wouldn’t you like to know????
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Now *that’s* how to torment your partner. ;-}
Haaa! Is there no more of a blow to a man’s ego than considering the thought that his girlfriend made the sex with a midget? I assume it wouldn’t be bad for a man to have a midget girlfriend, because she is always at penis level…
you are reading the latest Neil Gaiman?
that man is earl’s god! you just went up points on his hot list!